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Originally Posted by clineaudio
how does one differentiate between the rare "rock moustache" (pronounced moo-stash) versus the common moustache? Where can the rock variation be found? What is its diet, habitat, coloration?
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moustace of rock:
a rock moustache must be on a person in the music industry typically from the 70s or early 80s (though variant species have been known to exist even today), and usually is found in or near concert venues. it's diet mainly consists of pork, cheap beer, and men. typically their coloration is black, though blonde, brown, and red have been spotted.