What is the difference between a modular synthesizer and a woman?
You can turn off a modular synth when it starts to sound irritating.
What do you call a filter with a big bottom and can really sing?
Jennifer Lowpass
Portamento: a foreign country you've always wanted to see.
Glissando: a brand of personal lubricant.
Ritard: there's one in every family.
Tempo: a bad choice for a used car.
12-tone scale: the thing they weigh a tractor trailer truck with.
What do you get when you drop a modular synth down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get when you drop a modular synth on an army base?
A flat major.
What does it mean when a synth player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.
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