hahahaha I love this quote "Don't look to 'twinkie'. He cannot be trusted. He is a MUSICIAN. THE ENEMY." Its so true in a studio situation, "He is hell bent on forcing you to make SHITTY SOUNDING RECORDS AND YOU MUST STOP HIM." Be proactive in all of the musicians sound they're not only paying you to turn the pots, plug the patches, and ride the faders, but to use your ears and judgment.
"This person is a guitar player. They have the intellectual capacity of freshly mown grass. Do not ALLOW them to think. That will doom the record. Cause band to switch to 'rap metal'. Compel them to start whispering in a really corny tortured voice about their miserable childhood growing up in a trailer park in Florida. Bring about pestilence. Locust. Scorched Earth. Mass destruction." hahahahahahahaha
CLASSIC, I'm printing this up and putting it in my studio, for musicians to read....
