GUITAR DESTRUCTION STORIES!!

[clineaudio]

oh dagosto, you're right on. and funny too.

[johnS]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33085/print/

[Professor Riffs]

Originally Posted by TylerDurden

Got any scars? I'm jealous.

Unfortunately, no. My face is still absolutely perfect.

[smopo24]

Originally Posted by dagosto

You guys are so 8.5 moths ago. It's all fashon punks now and the notebooks are smeared with eye makeup and filled with pictures of themselves.

yea, and they are devoted to "the nightmare before christmas," too; but even that's old.

[plishous]

I had one of those gigs where all my band members were plasterd out of there minds I was upset with the drummer because he could not keep up time.That's when I threw my LES PAUL across the stage at him the guitar hit his ride cymbal and slam'd right to the ground off the stage And nothing got busted ALL Hale the LES PAUL...

[Caturtle]

One time we were partying in the woods; I was drinking Jack Daniels and smashed my cheap acoustic, then burned it in the bonfire: Good Times

[McLean]

I was in a band and the guitarist had an Ibanez that was broken at the top of the neck. He used some screws and a piece of metal to put it back together before the big gig. At the very last song of the set he pick it up and at the last moment of the song smashed it all over the stage. Very dramatic. Just goes to show that even a broken guitar is still useful for something.

[smopo24]

waste not, want not. breaking stuff is cool, as long as it's not yours.....no two ways about it.

[mikegee]

Butt-Head: Whoa! Check it out!

Beavis: What is that thing?

Butt-Head: Uh, I don’t know.

Beavis: Let’s break it! Break it! Break it!!

[smopo24]

for better or worse, beavis and butthead helped to make me the person i am today; i was thinking about letterman's top 10 ways to break stuff list from their show when i typed this. it takes a smart man to make a show that stupid.