Gear Jokes!!

[clineaudio]

Originally Posted by EvanExempt

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it
is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost
went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age
93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.




Shut up. You know it's funny.

This seriously made me laugh uncontrollably

[dagosto]

Ok so how about some more jokes?


Q: What do you call a person who is always hanging out with musicians?



A: A drummer



Q: What do you throw to a drowning guitar player?



A: His amp

[McLean]

Two guitarsist are walking down the street.
They look in a yard and stop to see this dog licking himself.
You know, legs spead wide open, all bent over, really going to town.
So one guy looks to the other and says
"Man, I wish I could do that."
The other replies
"You better pet him first"

Wha wha whaaaaaa.

[dagosto]

Ha Ha Ha . . . gross

Okokok

Q. What kept the bass player from getting lucky?

A. His personality.

[mikegee]

i did an internet search to see if there were any jokes about making beats, bummer, i cant find any... that would be cool...


Q - How many sound technicians does it take to change a light bulb ?

A - One, two, one, two,




Q - How many producers does it take to change a light bulb?

A - Two, one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"



Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?

A - They both suck without Cream





Q - In the 22nd century, how many guitarists will it take to replace a light source ?

A - Five, one to actually do it and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.



Q - Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

A - So they can park in the handicapped spot.


Q - What is an optimist ?

A - A Heavy Metal Band with a beeper.


hehe http://www.users.bigpond.com/prodigalson/jokes.htm

[smopo24]

Q - how many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A - four; one to screw it in, and three others to watch saying "i can do that."

[tommymakestapes]

what do you call an accordian at the bottom of the ocean? a good start.

how do you get to flute players to play in tune? shoot one.

how many ska kids does it take to pick up a light bulb? 2. one to drop it and one to pick it up pick it up pick it up

what do you call a guitarist that just got dumped by his girlfriend? homeless

[dagosto]

q: How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?

a1: None. The keyboard player can do it with his left hand.
a2: One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
a3: Just leave it out--no one will notice.
a4: One, and it's a great way to distract him while you re-record his track

[UuB Nijam]

Originally Posted by smopo24

how do you get a drummer off of your front porch?

pay for the pizza.

That's a guitarist joke... hahahahaha

Question: Who has more life, a guitarist on stage or a corpse?

Hint: A corpse has muscle spasms

Question: How do you get a guitarist to a show?

Answer: take the needle out of his arm hahaha