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09-16-2005, 12:30 PM
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Gear Jokes!!
Q: What Kind kind of pick-up does Uncle Scrooge use in his guitar?
A: A "humbugger" 
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09-16-2005, 01:22 PM
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What is the difference between a modular synthesizer and a woman?
You can turn off a modular synth when it starts to sound irritating. What do you call a filter with a big bottom and can really sing? Jennifer Lowpass Portamento: a foreign country you've always wanted to see. Glissando: a brand of personal lubricant. Ritard: there's one in every family. Tempo: a bad choice for a used car. 12-tone scale: the thing they weigh a tractor trailer truck with. What do you get when you drop a modular synth down a mine shaft? A flat minor. What do you get when you drop a modular synth on an army base? A flat major. What does it mean when a synth player is drooling out both sides of his mouth? The stage is level.
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09-16-2005, 02:32 PM
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Darth FADER!
HUFF HUFF
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09-16-2005, 03:01 PM
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Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: </~FOR ANSWER SEE SIMILAR: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?/!>
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09-19-2005, 01:07 PM
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Behringer $uck$
Q: What's the best place to find used behringer gear?
A: At the bottom of a lake. 
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09-20-2005, 03:08 PM
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Darth Fader II
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#10
09-21-2005, 04:30 PM
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Here's the Pic
 Insert image link is third from the right. 
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