Chuck Norris Facts

[dolivas]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

if you need a pickme up head on yonder.

Chuck Norris doesn't need a pickmeup when despair faces Chuck despair vanishes into thin air and turns into repair. Chuck Norris doesn't appreciate literary prose since he already has had all the women in the world.

[Bellringer]

Thank you Conan for reminding us that Walker, Texas Ranger uh....exists in Sunday afternoon syndication...... And is so quoteable.

[smopo24]

conan makes everything better. i love conan........LOVE.

[smopo24]

http://http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

[lukedavo]

Conan?



"So, Conan return the wayward daughter of King Osric to her home. And having no further concern, he and his companions sought adventure in the West. Many wars and feuds did Conan fight. Honor and fear were heaped upon his name and, in time, he became a king by his own hand... And this story shall also be told."



http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/2004-03-01/

above link is worth checkin out.

[smopo24]

what, no love for the beast master?