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Lighting and stage FX From spotlights to lasers to fog to back projection. Mass hypnosis, anyone?

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Old 05-29-2007, 03:51 PM
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Yuuuuuuuuuuup. Its easy to burn a burn out when you burn out yourself. Or was it fade away...dang I can never remember...
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Old 05-29-2007, 03:55 PM
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Ok, ok, I'll leave the dead heads alone and stick to the subject at hand:

How many stage hands does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They know they'll be killed if they mess with the lights.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:22 PM
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Ok, this one maybe bad, but it's so pertinent:

How many lighting techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. If it was working once, they know better than to mess with it.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:23 PM
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Get it, its funny because they are like lighting dudes and stuff, so they know about lights, so they don't change it because they're lighting dudes and they know they work, huh huh.

And they're lazy.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:40 PM
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This thread is becoming stand-up routine. You should get on stage and perform this. However, the stage might go dark in the middle of the act.
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:34 AM
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How many Stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb ?

Two : One to screw in the bulb and the other to say "sock it to me "!
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Old 06-05-2007, 11:49 AM
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What is the difference between a lighting tech and a sound tech?

The lighting tech washes his hands before he goes to the bathroom.
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Old 06-05-2007, 03:36 PM
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How do you make a light tech's car more aerodynamic?

Take the Domino's delivery sign off the roof.

Ohh....snap fu!
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Q. How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. 10, one to screw it in and 9 to sit there and say "hey I can do it like that".
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Old 06-07-2007, 06:16 PM
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and since I am picking on guitarists I'll pick on drummers too although its not a lighting joke

Q. What do you do when the drummer rings the doorbell?









A. Pay him for the pizza.
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