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Old 09-14-2006, 12:54 PM
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I'm going to blow out the cobwebs in here with a joke:

Q: How many sound engineers does it take to focus a special?

A: I don't do lights, man.

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Old 09-14-2006, 01:31 PM
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What? You dont KNOW?!
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Old 09-14-2006, 01:39 PM
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q: How many union techs does it take to screw in a lightbulb

a: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Old 04-07-2007, 06:39 PM
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this might be old or you might never heard it in this way lol


Q: how many sound techs does it take to screw on a light bulb?

A one to hold the light and another to turn the chair
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:10 AM
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I love this one...

Q: How tall is the average union tech?
A: Don't know. Never seen one stand up.
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:09 PM
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Ok, I remembered one more...

Q: What's the difference between a sound guy and God?
A:God doesn't think he's a sound guy.
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How do you know when a union electrician is dead?


The doughnut rolls out of his hand.
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Old 05-17-2007, 12:34 PM
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How many stage hands does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, if they can find a lamp big enough and figure out how to get inside it.
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Old 05-25-2007, 04:38 PM
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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

12,001. One to screw it in, 2000 to record the event and
take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until
it burns out.
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Old 05-29-2007, 12:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jared Kubokawa
How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

12,001. One to screw it in, 2000 to record the event and
take pictures of it, and 10,000 to follow it around until
it burns out.
OOOOOOOO. Burn out burn!
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