$200 to improve my singing

[oomlat]

I'd say a vocal coach that works on your natural voice...

[plishous]

The vocal coach is the best way to go with because our vocal cords are hard to keep in check. Each teacher has there own special trick.

[dolivas]

if you're going for a high falsetto Buckley, Dion, Boy George sound $200 is just enough to cover the removal of gonads. that or spend $200 to buy a whole bunch of vocal cds and a personal recorder and just hammer out some lines til you match the person's who is singing tone.

[Professor Riffs]

I say sing along to everything, and pay attention to detail. And then pay attention to the details of the details.

[smopo24]

i think the gonads have it!

[mikegee]

tight pants are cheaper and more stylish too

[smopo24]

yes, but the word gonads trumps pants any day.

[lukedavo]

How about the phrase "chopped nutz", really sounds like a terrible plan, but you have to do what you have to do. While being a eunuch would be tons fun, taking voice lessons would help you sing on key, and not just high and full of pain and sadness.

[smopo24]

Originally Posted by lukedavo

How about the phrase "chopped nutz", really sounds like a terrible plan, but you have to do what you have to do. While being a eunuch would be tons fun, taking voice lessons would help you sing on key, and not just high and full of pain and sadness.

you should watch the film Farinelli (1994), it's about the world's most famous castrato. for the movie, both male and female voices were combined to create the sound of Farinelli's singing voice; it was fantastic....with subtitles!